I'm going to assume that this guy had already knocked back a few if he seriously thought this was the best way to transport his vodka home:New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down -- and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
*exasperated sigh*