Sunday, November 26, 2006

MJ's uninterrupted blog trifecta is now complete

I thought you all might enjoy this collection of reviews for K-Fed's album:

Averaging across many different reviews, the overall score is 15 out of 100, which Metacritic equates to "Extreme dislike or disgust."

Saturday, November 25, 2006

blerg. eat kitty litter.

I'd just like to announce that the cat litter cake is no more.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Or at least, what remained of the whole thing after Thanksgiving dinner, which was still a buttload of kitty litter cake.

I think this proves once and for all that I simply cannot be trusted with junk food of any sort in the house.

Off to moan quietly to myself....


Eat my shorts, Stephen Meek! Nice to know you, David Hastings! There is a new top settler in Oregon now, bitches!

And no, in fact, I do not need to see how points are earned. I think we've established that I'm pretty clear on that already.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

the bestest dessert ever

remember this? well, today we experienced its awesomeness in person:

preparing the poo:

the presentation:

...and it's a hit! seriously, kat, it's really yummy once you get past the it-looks-like-cat-poo thing. mmm.

I feel all warm and fuzzy (albeit bloated -- there's a LOT of cake in this thing) inside. let the holiday season commence!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

to follow up on a previous post...

...this one's a little creepy. the caption?


cats are funny.

happy thanksgiving, all!

Monday, November 20, 2006

this is really, really disturbing.

Michael Richards's racially insensitive remarks at the "Laugh Factory" last weekend.

A disappointing corollary: I'll never see Stanley Spadowski in quite the same way again. Wow.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

it's always nice to confirm...

... that there are folks in the world WAY nerdier than me:

Sure, I may be nerdy in the extreme... I may be whiter than sour cream... I may have been in A/V club and Glee Club and, yes, even the chess team... but I feel confident that I am still way more functional in society than this guy:

"The first buyer, Isaiah Triforce Johnson, had been waiting outside the store for more than a week. He wore a Nintendo Power Glove, a wearable controller that came out in 1989, while shaking hands with Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime. Johnson said he had legally changed his name to include a reference to Nintendo's 'Zelda' series of games."

or this guy:

"The first to buy the system at midnight was Jonathan Mann, 24, who was dressed in red overalls and a cap like the Mario character from 'Super Mario Bros.'
'I'm a little delirious. I've been up for about 40 hours straight. But I've got it in my hands now and it feels good,' said Mann, adding that he has written more than 40 songs about the console for his gaming Web site, His song titles include 'Wii Means You and Me' and 'The Wind Whispers Wii.'"


Friday, November 17, 2006

I [heart] my celebrity gossip column of choice

this is why:

"I'm no theologian, per se, but I heard after a wretched case of constipation, God bent over the edge of a cloud and took a giant dump on our planet and that was how Paris Hilton was born."

read the rest of the post here (hint: tina fey hates paris as much as -- heck, maybe even more than -- the blogger does!)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

it's drivin' me balls!

Ben Folds's new video for "Learn to Live With What You Are":

you sure about dollywood?

Because we can always trek down to the world's first Creationist Museum instead, just minutes from lovely Cincinnati (but IN Kentucky, thank God).

oh, Jesus Christ.

OJ Simpson: "so...let's say I DID kill them. wanna know how I would've -- WOULD, people, this is totally hypothetical -- done it?"

good lord.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

im in ur blog, cloggin ur RSS feed

So, in an effort to discover where the "im in ur x y-ing ur z" meme came about, I encountered this link. And though I still don't know where the phrase came from, I feel content to stop looking, because I doubt it could be any more awesomer.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

I must admit... took me the entire article to figure out that they weren't talking about, like, Savannah:

U.S. rejects referendum for rebel Georgia region

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

after a brief moment of clarity, britney reminds us that she's still not quite all there.

newly single spears went ice-skating after filing for divorce

well, no, that's not fair. were I in her position, I would probably go do something fun to celebrate having finally dumped 180 pounds of dead weight. then again, were I in her position, we would be in an alternate universe where I had failed to develop a normal human capacity for common sense, or else I wouldn't have the dumb schmuck to dump in the first place.

hey, there was an election, wasn't there?

Sunday, November 05, 2006

som question for erica

Has SOM received any medium-sized accolades recently? Because if so, and I were writing a news article about it, I would give it the headline "SOM: Kind of Wonderful"

Don't blame me for this joke; I think my brain is forcing spontaneous bad punnage on me as revenge for trying to kill it with beer last night.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

for those of you who missed the video...

I present a wiki article about the kid with the i-banking video resume. heh.