Monday, August 27, 2007

STOP THE PRESSES

I hate to interrupt all this Harry Potter stuff (which I will respond to in a moment, and which makes me happy to talk about, yay) to announce that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself!!! NOOOO HANSEL--there's so much more to live for! Like being really really ridiculously good looking!

The Boy speculates that drug use might be behind it. I feel bad for the guy--so much success but still so unhappy? Yikes.

2 comments:

ericat13 said...

OMGsimultaneousposting

about to catch up on the day's gossip blogs now, but I just wanted to point out that I heard this story announced on the fox morning news (which a prissy-looking blonde in the gym had on -- I wasn't listening too closely, but they probably blamed the vast left-wing conspiracy). poor hansel...

Some Guy said...

Hmmm... apparently he didn't learn anything from his brother Luke's experience in The Royal Tenenbaums. Granted, that was fiction, but still. Sad.